🔨 Made in-house in Roanoke, VA
🎨 Free design proof before we engrave
✨ Personalized your way
Estimated Delivery: Sep 17 - Sep 21
On all orders over $75
“Tacos & Titties — Kinda Guy.” Bold, unapologetic, and built for laughs. This design brings humor and personality front and center — perfect for customers who don’t take life too seriously.
Precision laser engraved on Texas-based Lonestar Premium Leather, this patch delivers crisp detail, deep contrast, and a rugged finish that won’t peel, fade, or crack.
✅ Precision laser engraved design (permanent, no peeling)
✅ Premium Lonestar Leather
✅ Pre-applied Dura-Bull™ adhesive – heat press ready
✅ Ships within 2 business days
✅ Bulk discounts available
🧢 Perfect for hat bars, bachelor trips, party drops, edgy lifestyle brands, and customers who appreciate bold humor.
🔥 Ready to Press & Impress
Every patch comes pre-backed with Lonestar’s Dura-Bull™ Adhesive — delivering a strong, long-lasting bond. Just heat press and go — no extra adhesive needed.
🎨 Perfect for Makers
This laser engraved phrase design is a guaranteed conversation starter for limited runs, novelty collections, and brands that lean into humor with attitude.
📌 Fast Shipping Notice
Patches ship fast, but custom design requests may add a short lead time. Message us if you need something custom or branded — we’re happy to help.
💡 Want this patch pressed onto a hat or customized for your brand? Reach out and let us help you Make. It. Yours.
Want something different? We make fully custom hats — your logo, monogram, or artwork as a laser-engraved leather patch, a full-color UV-printed patch, or embroidery. Start with our Custom Engraved Leather Patch Hat.
Team, event & corporate hats welcome at bulk pricing. Request a bulk quote or contact us.
Made fast, shipped with care. Most custom orders ship within 2 business days — pre-made & blank items ship the same day when ordered before 2 PM EST. Every order is made and shipped from our own shop in Roanoke, VA.
Free U.S. shipping on qualifying orders over $75. Live carrier rates (USPS, UPS, FedEx, DHL) and estimated delivery show at checkout based on your items and address.
On backorder? You'll see a clear notice on the product page and in your cart, and we'll get it to you the moment it's ready.
Returns: 7-day returns on unused, non-personalized items in their original packaging. Because personalized pieces are engraved just for you, they can't be returned — but if anything arrives damaged or not as ordered, reach out right away and we'll make it right.
Full details: Shipping Policy · Returns & Refunds · FAQ
Yes! Beyond the designs you see, we build fully custom hats — your logo, text, or artwork on the style you choose. Start with our Custom Engraved Leather Patch Hat, or contact us for anything bespoke.
Three ways: laser-engraved genuine leather patches, full-color UV-printed patches, and embroidery. Not sure which suits your design? We'll point you to the best option.
Yes — laser engraving, UV printing, and embroidery are all permanent and made to last. They won't peel, crack, or fade with normal wear.
Usually, yes. If you don't see the color or style you want, reach out and we'll try to source it. Out-of-stock colors show as backordered and may take a few extra days.
We do — logo hats for teams, events, and companies with bulk pricing. Request a quote.
Spot-clean to protect the patch or embroidery and air dry. Avoid machine-washing structured hats so they keep their shape.
