🎅 A Little Naughty, A Lot of Nice
Every tree needs a little mischief, right? Our Naughty Christmas Ornaments bring a playful, adults-only twist to your holiday décor — because laughter is just as festive as lights and tinsel! Perfect for a cheeky Dirty Santa exchange or your best friend who’s always on the “naughty” list 😉
✨ Why It’s Special
Each ornament is built from three layers of 1/8" wood, MDF, or acrylic, laser cut and engraved with crisp detail and topped with a bold, pop-out icon layer for that extra kick. Choose from a variety of hilariously naughty sayings — from “Sleigh My Name” to “Let’s Get Elfed Up” — guaranteed to get giggles (and maybe a few blushes).
🎨 Options & Personalization
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Choose your saying from our Naughty Collection
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Select materials + colors (wood, MDF, or acrylic backer/top layer)
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Icons + layers vary by design for a fun, dimensional look
Most pieces can be personalized—add your request in the personalization box at checkout. If we can’t make the magic happen, we’ll reach out and refund the personalization fee—simple and stress-free.
⭐ You’ll Love It Because
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Hilarious, giftable, and guaranteed to get laughs
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Perfect for Dirty Santa or adult stockings
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3-layer craftsmanship with wood + acrylic detail
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A fun conversation piece for your tree or bar cart
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Handcrafted + engraved in Roanoke, VA
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Ships fast and arrives ready to gift!
📏 Size & Details
Approx. 4" diameter • 3 layers of 1/8" thick material (wood, MDF, or acrylic) • Engraved + laser cut • Includes hanging twine.
🧼 Care
Wipe with a soft, dry cloth. Avoid moisture to preserve the finish (and the jokes).
📦 Made to Order • Small Business
Designed, engraved, and layered by hand in our Roanoke, VA studio — each piece made with a wink and a smile 🎁
✅ Notes
Each ornament is handmade — variations in wood grain and engraving depth make every piece one-of-a-kind. Personalized items are non-refundable.
Make. It. Yours. 🖤
Choose your design, material, and color. Turnaround time is 2 business days. Local pickup available!
