🔨 Made in-house in Roanoke, VA
🎨 Free design proof before we engrave
✨ Personalized your way
Estimated Delivery: Nov 08 - Nov 12
On all orders over $90
For the Ones on Santa’s Fun List This Year 😉🎅✨
If your holiday gatherings involve spiked cocoa, questionable decisions, and a friend-group that definitely can’t sit on the “nice” list anymore… this is your Christmas shirt. Cute enough for cookie swaps, spicy enough for adults-only parties — and guaranteed to get a reaction faster than Santa slides down the chimney.
Why You’ll Love It
• Soft + comfy unisex fit for late-night holiday shenanigans
• Bright, high-quality print stays bold for 100+ washes (even after questionable December choices)
• High-quality blanks you’ll want to wear for every grown-up holiday hang
• Available as a Tee, Long Sleeve, Hoodie, or Crewneck
• Perfect for girls’ night, bar crawls, adult gift exchanges, or the “after the kids go to bed” Christmas party
Style & Options 🍪
Choose your style + color — festive reds and greens pop, while neutrals give it that “sweet until you read the shirt” energy.
Color charts are included in the product photos — peek before choosing your shade.
Design may adjust slightly on dark vs. light garments to keep the artwork crisp and mouth-watering.
Unisex Fit 👕
Relaxed, true-to-size unisex fit for everyone.
Size up for that oversized “eggnog + chaos” vibe, or stay with your usual size for a standard fit that still turns heads.
Care Tips 🧺
Wash inside out with cold water.
Hang dry or tumble low to keep this shirt looking hot (even if your behavior… isn’t).
A Few Notes
• Made to order by a small business in Roanoke, VA
• If your size/color is out of stock, preorders add approx. 3–5 business days
• Bulk or matching friend-group orders welcome — message for pricing!
Make. It. Yours. 🖤
We offer all designs in both T-Shirts and Outerwear. Please be sure you are on the correct listing.
T-Shirt & Long Sleeve T-Shirt Collection
Outerwear Collection
This design is available on long-sleeve & short-sleeve tees, kids' shirts, polos, hoodies, sweatshirts, and tank tops — and we can source nearly any brand or style you'd like. Decoration by full-color DTF printing or embroidery. Contact us for a specific garment or custom design.
Team, event & corporate apparel welcome at bulk pricing. Request a quote.
Made fast, shipped with care. Most custom orders ship within 2 business days — pre-made & blank items ship the same day when ordered before 2 PM EST. Every order is made and shipped from our own shop in Roanoke, VA.
Free U.S. shipping on qualifying orders over $90. Flat-rate standard shipping by weight, with live USPS and UPS rates for expedited delivery. Rates and estimated delivery show at checkout based on your items and address.
On backorder? You'll see a clear notice on the product page and in your cart, and we'll get it to you the moment it's ready.
Returns: 7-day returns on unused, non-personalized items in their original packaging. Because personalized pieces are engraved just for you, they can't be returned — but if anything arrives damaged or not as ordered, reach out right away and we'll make it right.
Full details: Shipping Policy · Returns & Refunds · FAQ
Most of them — long-sleeve & short-sleeve tees, kids' shirts, polos, hoodies, sweatshirts/crewnecks, and tank tops. We can grab nearly any brand or style; just tell us what you'd like.
Full-color DTF printing and embroidery for a premium finish. We'll recommend the best method for your design.
We may need to order it in — usually just a couple of days. Out-of-stock colors show as backordered in your cart and shipping info.
Yes — your logo, text, or artwork on the garment of your choice. Contact us for anything custom.
We do — team shirts, event apparel, and company swag with bulk pricing. Request a quote.
Yes — our DTF prints and embroidery are durable and hold up wash after wash. Turn inside-out and wash cold to keep them looking fresh.
