Grinch These Ornaments Aren’t Gonna Grab Themselves – Hoodie / Crewneck / Outerwear

For the Spice Girls of Christmas 🎄😉
Serving just enough naughty holiday energy to get you on the “fun list,” this festive tee is made for girls’ night, holiday bar crawls, adult Christmas parties, and that one friend who should probably come with a disclaimer. Featuring those iconic mischievous green holiday hands and two ornaments that are definitely getting some attention… it’s bold, flirty, and guaranteed to get laughs.

Why You’ll Love It
• Soft + comfy unisex fit (perfect for sassy seasonal chaos)
• Bold, high-quality print that stays hot for 100+ washes
• Premium blanks from high-quality brands that feel chef’s kiss
• Available as a Tee, Long Sleeve, Hoodie, or Crewneck
• The ultimate shirt for adult holiday hangs, girls’ trips, and NSFW gift exchanges

Style & Options ✨
Choose your style + favorite color — deep winter tones make this pop, while neutrals keep the focus on the ahem ornaments.
Color charts are included in the product photos — peek before picking your shade.
Design may adjust slightly on dark vs. light garments to keep the artwork crisp (and the innuendo clear 😏).

Unisex Fit 👕
Relaxed, true-to-size unisex fit for everyone.
Size up for that oversized “holiday cocktails + zero regrets” vibe, or stick to your usual size for a classic fit.

Care Tips 🧺
Wash inside out with cold water.
Hang dry or tumble low to keep your shirt looking spicy and ready for round two.

A Few Notes
• Made to order by a small business in Roanoke, VA
• If your chosen color/size is out of stock, preorders add approx. 3–5 business days
• Bulk or matching friend-group orders welcome — message for pricing!

Make. It. Yours. 🖤

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