Don't Be an Assquatch - Custom Patch Hat 

Don't Be an Assquatch - Custom Patch Hat

Performance Premium Hat / Black
$35.00 USD
Don't Be an Assquatch - Custom Patch Hat

Don't Be an Assquatch - Custom Patch Hat

$35.00 USD
In stock

Pickup available at Valley View Mall

Usually ready in 2-4 days

Don't Be an Assquatch - Custom Patch Hat

Performance Premium Hat / Black

Valley View Mall

Pickup available, usually ready in 2-4 days

4802 Valley View Blvd NW
unit LF-246
Roanoke VA 24012
United States

+15407923200

🦶🌲🔥 Sasquatch Wisdom, Served With Sass.
Bring the laughs without crossing the line. Our Don’t Be an A**quatch patch features a bold Squatch silhouette and a cheeky censored punchline — UV-printed on leather for vibrant color and crisp detail. Handcrafted in Roanoke, VA with small-biz pride and all-American grit. 🇺🇸🖤

🧢 UV-Printed Precision. Hand-Pressed Quality:
Each patch is UV-printed directly onto genuine leather, giving you rich color and long-lasting durability. Every piece is then hand-pressed using Texas-made adhesive that’s guaranteed not to peel — even on your wildest trail days. Choose your hat brand, color, and customization options. Want a name or phrase added? Personalization is available for a small fee. Made to order. Ships fast.

✨ Why You’ll Love It:

  • Multiple brands & colors available 🎨

  • Ships in 1–2 business days 🚀

  • UV-Printed leather patch for maximum detail 🧵

  • Also available in leather-engraved & acrylic options

  • Bulk discounts available (see table below 👇)

  • Texas-made adhesive — Squatch-proof 🤠

  • Performance hats, standard hats & beanies 🧢

  • Handcrafted locally by a small American business 🖤

❤️ Crafted by Humans (Not Forest Legends):
Each hat is made to order in our Roanoke, VA studio — UV-printed, pressed, and packed with intention. When you buy from Marked & Made, you support small-batch American craftsmanship built to last.

📋 Please Note:

  • Check all color charts before ordering.

  • Verify your selected brand and color.

  • Custom items are non-refundable.

  • Adhesive Made in America — built for the best.

Make. It. Yours. 🧢🌲🔥

Made with care

Heirloom quality

Premium materials

Custom Designs

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