“Professional Asshole — Available 24/7.”
Blunt, unapologetic, and built for those who lean into their personality with zero filter. Whether it’s sarcasm, confidence, or just calling it like it is — this patch makes the message clear.
Precision laser engraved on Texas-based Lonestar Premium Leather, this patch delivers crisp detail, deep contrast, and a rugged finish that won’t peel, fade, or crack.
✅ Precision laser engraved design (permanent, no peeling)
✅ Premium Lonestar Leather
✅ Pre-applied Dura-Bull™ adhesive – heat press ready
✅ Ships within 2 business days
✅ Bulk discounts available
🧢 Perfect for hat bars, edgy lifestyle brands, humor-driven drops, and customers who embrace their rough-around-the-edges charm.
🔥 Ready to Press & Impress
Every patch comes pre-backed with Lonestar’s Dura-Bull™ Adhesive — delivering a strong, long-lasting bond. Just heat press and go — no extra adhesive needed.
🎨 Perfect for Makers
This laser engraved phrase patch is a strong addition to bold collections, conversation-starting designs, and brands that don’t sugarcoat.
📌 Fast Shipping Notice
Patches ship fast, but custom design requests may add a short lead time. Message us if you need something custom or branded — we’re happy to help.
💡 Want this patch pressed onto a hat or customized for your brand? Reach out and let us help you Make. It. Yours.
