For the Ones on Santa’s Fun List This Year 😉🎅✨
If your holiday gatherings involve spiked cocoa, questionable decisions, and a friend-group that definitely can’t sit on the “nice” list anymore… this is your Christmas shirt. Cute enough for cookie swaps, spicy enough for adults-only parties — and guaranteed to get a reaction faster than Santa slides down the chimney.

Why You’ll Love It
• Soft + comfy unisex fit for late-night holiday shenanigans
• Bright, high-quality print stays bold for 100+ washes (even after questionable December choices)
• High-quality blanks you’ll want to wear for every grown-up holiday hang
• Available as a Tee, Long Sleeve, Hoodie, or Crewneck
• Perfect for girls’ night, bar crawls, adult gift exchanges, or the “after the kids go to bed” Christmas party

Style & Options 🍪
Choose your style + color — festive reds and greens pop, while neutrals give it that “sweet until you read the shirt” energy.
Color charts are included in the product photos — peek before choosing your shade.
Design may adjust slightly on dark vs. light garments to keep the artwork crisp and mouth-watering.

Unisex Fit 👕
Relaxed, true-to-size unisex fit for everyone.
Size up for that oversized “eggnog + chaos” vibe, or stay with your usual size for a standard fit that still turns heads.

Care Tips 🧺
Wash inside out with cold water.
Hang dry or tumble low to keep this shirt looking hot (even if your behavior… isn’t).

A Few Notes
• Made to order by a small business in Roanoke, VA
• If your size/color is out of stock, preorders add approx. 3–5 business days
• Bulk or matching friend-group orders welcome — message for pricing!

Make. It. Yours. 🖤

We offer all designs in both T-Shirts and Outerwear. Please be sure you are on the correct listing. 

T-Shirt & Long Sleeve T-Shirt Collection
Outerwear Collection